theforms

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Many moons ago a dream was brought to fruition, the gathering of the necessary members to form theforms. Within hours the founding fathers were rolling in their graves. Lasciviously writhing from the piercingly pleasurable frequencies generated by Anthony Dalton on guitar. Suddenly wishing they were still alive to protect their descendants from the perfectly pagan rhythms of Matt Scrabis on drums. Feebly trying to hold their bones together from the rabidly rumbling tones of Chris Chandler on bass. Grievously accepting the devastatingly dapper attack of the yod on guitar.

Together, armed with a faith stronger than Altoids® and way to many adverbs, the four forms went forth unto the known universe to wage war on bland and faceless music. To baldly form where no form has formed before. These are the continuing adventures of...


theforms


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Editors Note: If this isn't pretentious enough for you let me know, I'd be happy to pad it with more bullshit.
Sincerely, ~ the yod

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